Today is a not bad day! What kind of name is that.
Hung my antidrug thing on janelle's table a.k.a. Wishing Tree. I didn't make a wish but things went really well today. No Chem tdy, Mr Wong didnt come. Free lesson, I like! Mr Lim's going on reservice for three weeks. That's a really long time too.
Dsa is fun, all the sports cca downstairs around the ish were like mixed. And we got to play like mad in any space except ish. The basketball people let us play right in the middle of everything and didnt drive us away, O: We had no space to play cos of dsa and sports hall had zero space. Drained and hungry now. (DINNER TO THE RIGHT!)
Heavy workload and study load this week. Math alone has trigonometry 3/4/5/6/7/8.
Next week's tests:

• English exposition writing
• Chinese main paper
• Chinese summary
• Chemistry atmosphere/salts
• Social Studies SEQ

Thankyou for your ears and mouths!
Vic, Hid, Jenny, Brother, Ting, Gerald, Damian, Nelle, Mini, Hl, Jw, Nsk, Qitot, Pei, Jaini, Shuian, Random Lit people, Sham. (WOW MY BRAIN CAPACITY HAS GROWN MUCH). Okay, there must be people I forgot but still.
Thankyou for making me a monster with so many ears and mouths.

Look how good things turned out when you mind things less qfl. Things all happen for a reason, don't jump to conclusions. Swear therapy works no doubt, but not in front of primary school parents. Small little things and attention and food is all the catalyst to happiness.

Why Blogger got problem, THATS IT.

Was flipping through photobucket account with photos since secondary one/two, amusing and brought back memories of lower sec. Hm, shall post some random ones next time.

Pictures due now, :
1. Rhd
2. Class gathering
3. Nephew's 1st
4. Photobuckets

ZARHHHHHHHHH. Think think think. Sure you won't regret? Sure this is what you want. How does it impact you, what's your fear? Tomorrow, tommorrow you gotta be so damned sure. Quitting is just running away. No directions, nothing enough to distract you. No talent, no academic cells, nothing.

Does it mean if you know it's gonna turn out bad or it's not gonna have a good ending, you run away. How long can you run. How far can you go like this. You don't have to be accepted everywhere, there are people who would like you in their group just you dont know too, do you know. You don't know whats bugging you. I sense at times your bubbliness is a fake. Why. Why are you dying off, slowing down like that, where are you. Even if you quit, you'll still be unhappy. Don't bash yourself up. Don't give yourself less credit than what you did. Stop bashing yourself up. You are messed up, yes you are.

When flowers gaze at you, they're not the only ones who cry.
Oh what an ugly sight.

Hey I tried,

And Voila, it worked,
Pearl told me it's not a blogger problem, it's her laptop's problem!

NEW PHONE NEW PHONE, (L). Bored at Macs, doing homework after tuition 8) .

(My spastic toot face D<)

K tired, bye.

Twenty One Guns \^^/

Helloooooooo, hahahah.
Blog a bit before I forget how to post in proper sentence structures.
Today, I can sign in blogger but am using the laptop and pics are all in comp, except this one, which FUUUUUUU just sent me:
(I look spasticszx)
Um, I just realised the photo button is gone, D: WHAT'S THIS.


Don't look forward to school nowadays, feel like sleeping and the hoping the teachers all suffer from dementia and forget to give us our tests and homeworks! But schools not that bad. ZARH. SHOULD STOP DOZING OFF DURING LESSONSXZ and listen and understandszx! Been talking like szxxszxzs these days cos it's fun. Tuning to lunchtime at 3! Canteen's so peaceful know! DSA coming this Friday O: , CHEM O LEVEL SPA OVER, MUAHAHAHAHA. -

(MEGA JOY). Felt so happy and free and indescribable at the thought of _________________(!!!!!)
Don't wanna have regrets, no. Tmr, Tmr.

I used to think watching and following K dramas and the screamy girls going gaga over them on youtube is dumb. What am I doing on youtube till 4am that day with multiple tabs of boys over flowers!? Am not screaming and crazy nuts no. Gotta control. (Same goes for cash, ZARH.) Stupid thing to do, paying back with my sleepiness during lessonszx.
" Girls are pathetic, gotta fantasize over fake characters, doesn't even exists,
at least the girls the guys oogle at are real-life people."

Flu coming back, OHNOZ.

But I'm not an old woman

Courage says:
but i thought those are meant for old woman.
Jaslyn says:
HUH NO
ITS FOR
HIP YOUND GIRSL
GIRLS*
HAHAHA
Courage says:
HAHAHAHA
I ALWAYS SEE OLD WOMEN ON TV RIDING THAT.
then the
speed like 20km/h
Jaslyn says:
):

Sad to the maxxxxxxszxs.
I bet the homeguy was kidding me on the part about the Vespa being fast. Somewhere in my memory I remember Vespas are slow too. But it's okay, there's a tool called self-denial!
VESPAS ARE FAST.VESPAS ARE FAST.VESPAS ARE FAST.VESPAS ARE FAST.VESPAS ARE FAST.
I don't want to be like a old woman like Damian said. ):

Anyway, I LOVEEEEEEEE OLD PEOPLE. Like ageing old, like granny grandpapa old.
They are funny and cute.

Sweet rides

I have a new Ambition.

Well, it's not new considering I have always wanted to.
I WANT TO RIDE A MOTORBIKE. Okay, a scooter. Girls ride scooter like so coollllllllllio. Those covered up, one whole frame scooters.
Daddy says they're not extremely costly and can go fast, vroom vroom.

I want a vespa, so chio.

Pink Vespa, hahahah. But will look so retarded on the roads right.

A white one's not bad too, :D And gay rainbow colours. Hot pink seat, (!)


Sweeeeeeet. Anyway, HAPPINESS. Finished my math at Mcs till midnight yesterday and I had guardian angels ^v^. Studying for test later and I understand better now, but I don't get physics concepts. To top it off, I saw a baby pink (like the vespa above) motorbike last night around midnight. As in they boy motorbike kind. The guy was dropping off his girlfriend. I wonder whoose motorbike it is, BUT STILL.

Love tuition at Serangoon Gardens, many shophouses,
AND.
Good math, better eyecandy, HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Pearl's dumbdumb joke

One day, three criminals were running away from the police. Seeing that the police were catching up, the criminals decided to hide.

The first criminal ran into a bush, and barked like a dog. Thinking it was a dog behind the bushes, the police just walked past.

The second criminal, seeing what happened to the first criminal, ran up a tree, and chirped like a bird. Thinking it was just a bird atop the tree, the police just walked past.

The third criminal, seeing what happened to his comrades, thought too that he would do the same. However, he got caught.
This was because he happily jumped behind a bag of potatoes and chanted,
"Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes......"

Westlife madness ^v^

AM ELATED, PEARL THE SISTER IS USING HER LAPT BESIDE ME AND I CAN SEE HER ONLINE, Whahahaha.

Was dc-ing like mad yesterday cos of connection problems I guess, but today it's okay and we're both using. (I want to jump for joy off a jetty like jetty jump in obs!)


Morning, oh it's afternoon alr. I like today, everyone's up and it's bright and it feels like morning when I wake up, unlike school days when it's dark and parents still asleep. Am back from tuition, wants it every sat early morn, so I can wander around that cool serangoon gardens and do my homework with the rest of my sat at the Macs. Turns out I didn't finish my work last night and spent tuition wasting alot of time ):

Geography class trip was not as fun as I expected. But still, the steep slope was there and we saw a rare bird species and squirrels and monitor lizard.

Nsk told me this, super cool look:
"He was born Tom Marvolo Riddle, the last descendant of wizard ,one of the four founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Tom Marvolo Riddle = I am Lord Voldermort
Okay you Harry Potter fans may know alr, but still.

KAYKAY IS ON FHM COVER ALR, WOOOP.

Oh, who wants to tie hair on Rhd celebration mondayyyyyy.
FIND ME FIND ME I TIE FRENCH BRAIDS AND CORNROWS. I'll be at council room or canteen or the benches outside the Uniform groups' dens or just ask any student. If you don't know me it's alright we can make friends you know, C:
TIE HAIRRRRRRR YAY.

My blog's so boring now without pictures ):

Hey hearts are cute,

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Boringggg-a-ling-ling-a-ling

I learnt some new words today:

tryst [countable] literary
a meeting between lovers in a
secret place or at a secret time - often used humorously

klutz [countable] American English
someone who
drops things and falls easily

grind 1 past tense and
past participle ground
press
a) [transitive always + adverb/preposition]
to press something onto a surface and rub it with a strong twisting movement

bobba
Just a word to replace words that have been
censored. Works just like "beep".

wank 1 [intransitive]
British English informal not polite to masturbate

Kayyyyyyy, the words sound linked and wrong but I didn't do anything funneh that you may be imagining now.

It's ten, I'm gonna bathe and do my kinematics (II) and Trig (1) and Trig (2) cos I've got tuition tomorrow at 9am

Omar wants to go to school tmr cos it's cool there are no teachers for the whole day .______. Woo hoo can concentrate to do hmwk but it's weird. Omg so screwed up, tuesday got no school and I haven't tell my mama, teeheeeeee. Monday Racial Harmony Day wearing traditional clothes, yay so excited! MY NEW PHONE THIS WEEKEND (HOPEFULLY). Next week training resumes, burn calories. I want to finish my schoolwork. Okay, blogging later on when sister is back with her lapt and I am homeworking. Homeworking on Friday is becoming a norm naaaaaaaao. An obligation, not a fetish.

What's happened to abbreviations? My display name is "Jaslyn (Dc-ing like mad)"
And people are asking "What? Dancing?". More than one,
It's disconnecting you poopoojies.

Deliberate!:
1. Tomorrow Omar wants to go out

1. Sunday the girls going to watch Threads of Destiny/Seoul Garden

1. Tues off day Wingsang wants Harry Potter (Spelt correctly?)
2. Volleyball is going iceskating





Under my umbrella. Because I told you, you would live to regret it. Overthrow the effigy. Never was so uncertain of what to do or speak. I am aware I broke someone's heart and left it at a street's corner. Now I don't wanna make you feel bad. You're freaking out again cos' all your fears remind you. What do you do when you reach crossroads? And hearts they don't lie just quiver in fear. Don't want to hear your sad songs, I don't wanna feel your pain. Another dream has come undone. Lay down your arms, give up the fight. Hate to know I'm crashin', don't know how it happened. Are you in the game? Cause the more you try the harder I'll fight to say. If I'm the bad person , you don't like me. But when it comes to me just forget it. She shot that bullet that ended that life. Well sentence me to another life. The insurgency will rise.



I got so much crap in my head. I gotta warped brain, okay not more than the Moey.

Claymen

Shitzo, I can't embed it, dont think they allow it anymore. WATCH CLAYWORLD. It's good, and funny. Watched it during Social Studies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGJ9wuk_Yyw

C:

Yay, the beetle is close to the window now, on the curtains. I hope it flys out with common sense. Hehehhe.

Geog last qns, happiness. I want to not sleep and go to school tmr, that's so cool, hoho. But we're going bukit timah hill tmr, the geog class. Exciting much. Consider my antisleep plans, plus mummy says electricity bills are rising, rising again. ):

GETTING MY PHONE THIS WEEKEND, YOOOOOP.

Listening to secondhand serenade, (!)

BEETLE FLIED BACK IN. O:
Heck the flying thing, now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARMINI. It's past twelve alr but still, we celebrated it today! Reccess, woohoo. The cake tastes like greentea curd, it's funkehhhhh.

Audrey has an interesting handbook. Love it, hahaaaaaa.

Pei is disowning the sweet. ): I am sad, I don't know why but I feel sad.

I must rmb to make cool/gig gang membership card. I am dead serious, haha. Time, come to me.

Typing style sos crewed today, hm. Investiture is postphoned to 4 term week 2, .____. so late. Uhhhhhh, keep late this week, cos my phone is a goner and other alarms don't have effects on me, ): shouldIquit, D: My money's depleting fast like f1 zoomzoom fast. Consider.

right, where is the love?

Ew not frogs, but maybe this cartoon one, whoohuuuwop.

Omg, scare me like that at the dead of night!

FUCKFUCKFUCK GOT ONE BEEEETLE FLY INTO MY ROOM AND I STUDYING AND IT'S TWO AM AND MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ASLEEP AND IT KEEP BUZZING AROUND THE LIGHT, THEN MY UNIFORM, THEN NOW IT'S IN FRONT OF ME ON HUDDLED COMFORTABLY BEHIND MY SISTER'S LIT BOOK. OMG, MY FAULTY FAN JUST TURNED ON BY ITSELF. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. CANT KILL IT , DONT DARE ANYWAY. WAIT, WHAT IF IT'S MY GREATGREATGREATGREATGREAT GRANDMAMA OR GRANDPAPA.

ONE MORE GEOG 8M TO GO , YAY.

I THINK IM NUTS BUT ALL THESE REALLY HAPPENED. (BEEETLE STILL IN FRONT OF ME, EW)

LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA.

TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY, Euphoricccccc.
Yesterday till today, things took a turn! (Off with Dystopia and Hello to Hedonism! Woo, I sound like cheem shit scientistszxszxz! )

I licked my fingers, omg ew ew ew ew ew to the maxszx. It's ew cos I realise there's unwashable muddy brown stains cos I did chem SPA which means there's like copper sulphate, nitric acid, sodium hydroxide, silver nitrate, potassium dichromate and shits. O:
I may die tomorrow but we shall be Hedonists and not care about that, even training resuming next week! I love volleyball, I like the idea of wearing the tee to training but I don't like the idea of 3 training a week and not being able to cope with my workload. Meh.

OMG MY UNCLE IS COMING TO INSTALL BROADBAND WIRELESS OR SOMETHING, I scared a cannot finish blogging so much to say today , got alot of talking juices flowing woo, Tele is now showing Junyang and Candyce from Superstar gonna get married omg.

My Mummy scolded me when she came to pick me up, hur. SPA ended 540 tution starts 530, hoho. It's supposed to end at 515, not my fault, BLAHBLAHBLAH. On a lighter note, Ivan the Brother told me Oil makes your hair grow faster! WOOHOOOOO, Remedy. I gonna spam my baby Johnson's oil. HOOOOOOOOOO, later he dupe me I got disgusting oily strands for life.
Speaking about brother, the funny lousy chairman wenjie told me he needed a special name and now he is peipei/Da Ge, wanting to fight with Liu da ge. (HAHA WEN JIE AND HIS COOL GANG HIPHOP DANCE WE MASTERED)

I got alot of food at home, IMMA HAPPY GIRL. :D
Aunt/ Grandmama / Mummy combination of foodstuff, seatmates, BIG LUNCHBOX TO SCHOOL TMR TO SHAREEEE, (L)

Early reccess is the loveeeeee, it doesn't come by everyday! Okay, we self-proclaimed it cos bfr reccess teacher did not come , woohoo. LOVE YOU GIRL GANG, bombbombbomb. Chatted, spooked each other, laughed tons @ basketball court, new hang out area! Yay, happiness. (HAHA I SUDDENLY REMEMBER YOU SILLY VIC AND YOUR PIMPLE SOLVING HAND SANITIZER) Today is a long day but little stuff like this makes a huge difference. (:


You y'know what, I updated friendster, hahahahahah. Cos fun, and dumb.
Left all the b and l-s there, the rest are on either facebook or twitter or plurk.
Maybe I should go facebook, but I didn't cos there's games and pictures editing and uploading needed and needs time. {Refrain} I want to be like neoneo and obtain enlightenment. Or like Zhengyang/Janelle and be model student/god/genius, yoohoo. Enticing titles :B
Still, I should switch to facebook maybe cos got nice emoboy quizzes. EMO BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSZX, (The Pei wave). HAHHAHAHHA, Got the girl's love cos I look like emo boy, I look like _ _ _ E the eieieieiiiicandayeeeeee. (Inside joke)

Ok bye bye, I've got geog and el and ss and geog again, homeworks.

Bugger, you little fucker.

Picture credit from pei©. (If I've time I'll get the rest)
For This Cycle was a fun gig. Or a nice day out. Woo.

This sucks. I have lapsed back into not wanting to do anything mood. And tests are all coming. Training is starting next week. Man, I want to quit from this world, but pei, I'll fight you for the Mdm Neo prizeeeeeeee. Mdm Neo is super cute today! Whole class seemed to be laughing at her jokes more than listened to lessons.
"Disgusting people" as she says, spends more than 100 on phone bills a month.
"For the Earth , I've even stopped using my small fan."
WE LOVE MDM NEO, SHE'S SO CUTE. Squash her to death. ^^

I AM SO ANGRY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHAT's WITH ALL THE <>s
OMGOMGOMG FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKER. My 50 line thing is gone. That's it man. Forget blogging, even blogger hates me.
Don't feel like doing anything no more.
WHY DO STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Fuck you to saying falls make one stronger. They just discourage people even further. Now you can continue facing the wall at a corner of your room and continue your gay little preachings which no one heeds.





Credits: Chia Zheng Yang's artistic talent again (HAHAHAH BE HAPPY NOW OKAY)
What if the rain tears through even the popsicle.

Better off on my own

MY PHONE DIED MY PHONE DIED MY PHONE DIED.
( DONT CONTACT ME )

I WANT LONG HAIR LONG HAIR LONG LONG HAIR.

Hello morning, afternoon, night.
I haven't been online for a week or so! You shall look at the past by pictures, I shall post about only yesterday because I am lazy and forgot what has happened anyway.

Chinese O level oral makes me want to shit. It's so dumbbbbbbbbbbbbb, I've been uptight since I woke up. But it's just reading and talking which is okay, just the thought it's a mark for your lifetime makes it something to feel freaked about.
We the JIPYs (short form uh, I lazy. Jaslyn Ivan Peijun Yiting) who sits at the same area in class lunched together and talked about people falling down/shitting/dying halfway enroute to the examiners tableeeeee and many stuff which don't make sense, Mad hilarious. Woohoo. Ivan says I go crazy / happy to appear calm but I'm uptight everytime, shall go think about it.

We got oral on a lucky day, our topics about giving up places for the needier on public transport and the reading passage is about dogs, O: O: O:

Random friends got together and the bim couldn't make it cos her bro was burning up and we went to Nebo at hub instead of Fareast/Bugis/Haji Lane. I burnt my tongue cos I plopped an innocent looking potato wedge into my mouth, it's still numb now and feels like there are holes in it, ew. ( THERE'S A NEW POTATO STORE / DURIAN / iScream AT DWNTWN EAST (Yay) ) We played the boardgames and Headbandz is the classic cos Pei was doorknob and people walked past the glass window and looked at her and us with ridiculous looking bands and gave classic, priceless expressions, FUNNAYEEEEEE.

Going to Giam's gig later, woo. (Dressuppppp.)
JIGPY! (G is Gerald the fairy)




Tadaaaa, this is the council tee though you can't see anything. My umbrella morphed into a balloon )< And volleyball tee is out too, the back is printed wrongly but nevermind. I like it, cos it's volleyball!


The D and the E, :D





The Q, The T and the mysterious grass door.

Omar's pet, Blob. ^^

Pretty girl, and PINK VOLLEYBALL (Wilson).


WANT TO SEE MY TATTOO? Blue pen drawn, smiley face with flippers and a tail, still got long2, HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Smacccccccck.

No time No time,
did mole, feel accomplished :D Read geog and ss woah. :D did chinese compreh alr too. Council tee looks nice, yay. I want my volleyball tee. Throwing my phone away, stupidest phone is spoilt. screen colour spoil and blanks out into white and I cannot see anything boo. ): Getting new phone 27th july, blingszxsing on it, yay. I want a sidekick cos it's so chio but it's costly, boo again. Alot of things to update, many photos, but abstaining. Chinese o level oral is coming. Met up with Obs babies. Watched transformers. Love it, HAHA MEGAN FOX AND THE LITTLE ROBOT. Hot, pretty, hot, I'm not a les! .__. Excited and quite nervous :/ for For This Cycle cos it sounds scary. I don't know what to wear, triple boo. Oh, I'm going to bukittimah hill to see the floral and fauna with my geog class, class trip!

Everyone feels loserish and that they can't do something or anything at all well
and feel like giving up or sleeping and just leave the whole world alone to lie
down and die, one time or another. Have been neglecting things, people, and
things again.

Stupid, can't upload pics.

Oh, I promised :
http://reveneera.livejournal.com/

Go girls, attack.
"Blogshop you don't wanna miss."

Anyway, I looove troops' pieces too, they've shop space at far east!
http://trooops.blogspot.com/